schmucking around

Basically doing nothing and acting like a lazy schmuck.

"So, Sid, what you up to?"

"Nothing, just sitting at my computer schmucking around."

by lazy_schmuckk33 June 15, 2012

Schmuckles

Smart-ass chuckles.

Lefty got done, too many schmuckles!

by Ralphie A Burcke November 29, 2011

schmuckle

a type of currency in coin form

I was putting on my shoes this morning and I found a schmuckle in my right shoe. Liliya!

by Liliya Spivak February 24, 2008

Schmuckling

The act of cupping your balls while masturbating.

My balls are quite sore from schmuckling lastnight.

by Aloggie September 25, 2011

wackity schmackity doo

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

<i>wackity schmackity doo!</i>

by TattooZoo January 4, 2009

Schmucking around

goofing off, wasting time

Stop schmucking around! There's work to do!

by N Wilgus October 17, 2008

schmucklehead

noun: Schmuck+Knucklehead

1) One who jokes around, but in a douchy kinda way...

2) One who puts puts laughter over anothers well being

1)He's passed out, you can draw on him, but dont use the permanent marker, unless you want to be a schmucklehead

2)Would you schmuchleheads quit stuffin poop under my car door handle!

by Jew-bacca October 11, 2011