schmookus pookus

someone adorable/cute that you admire <3

hey, you know you’re my schmookus pookus right?

by someone cute<3 October 14, 2022

No schmooze, you lose!

A favorite slogan of flesh-pressing politicians everywhere.

The Grifter in Chief has always known, “No schmooze, you lose!” because schmoozing has been his only real talent considering that he has no actual knowledge or experience in anything related to government.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2023

schmooze

Being able to talk your way into any situation (or out of it), find out about any person, and know someone wherever you go.

Joe Collins is known as Captain Schmooze because of his innate ability to schmooze anyone or anything.

by Anonymous June 6, 2003

Schmoovement

Schmoovement or schmooving is a term commonly used by Smash bros players when or after preforming a combo, but can simply be defined as “smooth movement”.

That dude has got some schmoovement

by PolishBoi August 28, 2020

Schmooze-Bro

A schmooze-bro is type of collegiate-aged male, often a member of a fraternal organization, defined by his constant schmoozing, non-clever ball-busting, lewdness, date rape of sorority girls and other females with low self-esteem, and general douche-baggery. He is constantly making unwanted conversation and turns everything into a contest. He can be identified by his plain khaki shorts; brown, leather, thong sandals; and fabric baseball caps, (brim worn slightly up and tilted or backwards). Caution: in later stages of life cycle schmooze-bros may take the form of graduate students or professionals. These can be identified by their smart casual style of dress and chrome/silver watches.

Yeah, I was at the Royal Palms in Collegetown last night, but there were a bunch of schmooze-bros sitting on top of the booths with their feet on the tables. What a bunch of twats.

by rjb569 March 29, 2009

schmooze

To Schmooze (v) A term often used to describe formal or semi formal setting in which one party or individual attempts to influence another by means of flattery, gifts or any other non-monetary form of compensation.

Especially common term in politics and lobbing.

1: Where were you last night?

2: Sorry I had to go to the law reception last night to schmooze the congressmen.

by Greg-in-DC June 24, 2011

nosh n' schmooze

n. A gathering of friends at a favorite local restaurant where everyone eats and shares stories with each other. Usually occurs at a place that serves bagels.

My friends and I are going to have a nosh n' schmooze at Bernie's after our AP exam on Wednesday.

by Nudnik Shpilkes August 4, 2009