sloppy schmoopie

a sexual accident where the mans penis slips out in mid orgasm and shoots at the wrong target, mainly the bed, anus, or any surface underneath.

also see: Djchristiesnickerdoodle

i had a few drinks with my girl and we went back to my place and she let me do the old sloppy schmoopie.

by peebody March 17, 2008

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shmoopyfumpernuperkin

A Shmoopyfumpernuperkin is a Chihuahua that is dressed as a garden gnome that is in the act of getting fucking chucked in the air.

Look at that Shmoopyfumpernuperkin in the air ,he's free now...

by The Catman Gaming December 18, 2015

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shmoopey

someone you love and care about deeply. a nickname you can call them bc you love them that much. probably an embarassing name to say in public but still cute

Person: "Come here shmoopey I love you"

Shmoopey: "BARK"

by twerkingfordays June 11, 2016

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schmooplette

The girl that puts a smile on your face whenever you see her.
Unquantifiably adorable Goddess

Always know that schmoopy will forever love his little schmooplette

by Schmoopy July 5, 2018

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schmoople

A beautiful blob of red clay produced by Ishu, Malu, Sam.

Schmoople was born today. Sam is the Godmother. Malu is the backup godmother in case Sam runs away.
The backup godmother killed Schmoople. He was brutally mutilated by the backup godmother.

Last seen: Emergency house, room 601, Friday, 3rd August 2018 last period.

by imsisgood August 5, 2018

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