Schmoe

A man who pays money to wrestle with a woman who is often more muscular and stronger than he is, for sexual gratification, although no overt sexual activity is performed.

"I gotta go. I have a schmoe coming over at 12."

by Smart as Shat January 30, 2009

schmoney

gangster money. absolutely ferda, only the boys know.

* plays hockey, scores a nice goal *

way to go kid, great goal, schmoneyyyyyyyyy

by ffcertcccccccc December 21, 2017

middle schooler

a possible 11-14 year old using “taken 🔐💕 class of ‘24 ✌️ VLMS 📚” as their instagram bio. they often put their 11:11, “send me honest messages”, and post random clips of them at school on snapchat. they text EVERYONE they know at school when they are working on homework or want to gO tO tHe mALL aNd bUy MatCHiNg OUtfIts.

stacy: omg are you a middle schooler!?
jason: yea

by yeehaw lady September 29, 2019

Schmoe

Mispronounced version of S'more, notably used by Buzz Lightyear in the 1999 film Toy Story 2

"Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot schmoes!" - Buzz Lightyear

by Gamer Gek August 20, 2018

schooled

To teach a lesson to.

"I got schooled on that server last night by some f*cking hackers."

"I ended up scoring with that chick last night...Yeah I took her to school."

"It was a great fight. Tyson took that guy straight to school!"

by The_Lion October 17, 2003

scholera

The condition in which a person becomes too smart for their own good.

"Steve would have more friends if he didn't suffer from Scholera"

by BUnko January 11, 2008

grade schooler

someone still in grade school (k-8th)
someone who is so young they havent even reached highschool yet

ie. 6th 7th or 8th graders

by 4434 May 2, 2004