schmink dink

Schmink dink is a word that you call Ryan because he doesn’t understand it :)

Ryan: slink dink
You: no doofus it’s schmink dink ya schmimk dink

by Strawberrycow4040 May 11, 2021

Schmink

The art of courting an attractive female to (hopefully) ultimately result in copulation.

You were on the schmink last night!
Wouldn't mind schminking her!
I see you were laying down schmink tactics.

by Steve the Beast August 22, 2003

Schminky

feeling like a schmink, bummish, lazy, and/or rude,

How schminky is she? Sitting in her PJs infront of the computer at 3pm!

It's kind of schminky to skip your own brother's graduation.

by Karen Guralnick June 13, 2005

Schmonk

When the bottom of your foot itches, and you stomp-walk to try to get it to stop itching.

Fred: Is your foot itching?
Tom: Yeah, how did you know?
Fred: You've been schmonking for about ten minutes now.

by Wise_Nerd XD September 30, 2010

Schminky

A girl with schmink is schminky.

She's definitely schminky.

by spencer February 1, 2003

Schmink

An affectionate term for female genitailia.(similar to pussy, vag, minge, axewound, gut locker etc...

David: Did you fuck that girl last night?
Mylo: Yes mate.
David: Oh yeah, how was it?
Mylo: Well she had the tidiest and best smelling schmink ive enjoyed this year, acctually....

by schminkleston March 8, 2008

Schmink

A small penis in a person under the age of 15.

No, Graham you have a schmink.

by I have a bongy January 26, 2017