smok schmacked

After you hit your 50 nic smok and feel schmacked, thus leading to the feeling of being smok schmacked

Damnnnn bro I just got smok schmacked

smok schmacked by slumptedsara April 26, 2019

schmacky

Noun--The act of peeing into one's own mouth.

Origins: This act is a standard fraternity hazing ritual within the local chapter of a national fraternity at a small southern California university. Onomatopoetic in nature, "schmacky" approximates the sound of a pledge attempting to say the name of the fraternity's founder with a mouthful of urine.

The pad thai was so hot that, with no access to other beverages, Tad was forced to pull a schmacky.

schmacky by peterkin March 19, 2009

Schmopke 

When you creampie your girlfriend to the point where it begins gushing out, so to clean it up you hold her upside down and use her hair as a mop

Oh Dang! You make a good Schmopke!

Schmopke by Rhynobyte February 25, 2018

schmeckel 

A jewish term reffering to a dick

damn dude go get your schmeckel checked out

schmeckel by schmeles September 23, 2010

Schmackers 

A term referring to a pair of female breasts. It is most commonly used to describe those with a visibly low center of mass as a result of age or braless lifestyle.

Synonyms: "Floppy Knockers", "Swangin' Tatties"

Fred: "Did you see Susan's schmackers?"
Steve: "See'em? I can hear them from here?"

Schmackers by djmattyice July 3, 2018

schmooney 

A children's book written by Bob Shumaker

Have you read The Legend of the Schmooney

schmooney by Dootdoot25 February 25, 2019

Pull a Schmicky 

To get full of brew with your boys to the point of shenanigans and then proceed to go home to the wife and tell her you only had one beer.

Yesterday me and my powerlifting buddies went bowling and downed double shots of whiskey and three pitchers of beer. Then we went to a bar and had a couple more pitchers. After that we had a couple tall brews and burgers. To top the night off I went home to the wife and proceeded to Pull a Schmicky. I was so wrecked I couldn't even remember her name.

Pull a Schmicky by AnnnndBoomGoesTheDynamite May 15, 2011