Job Schindler

(n) The guy who, after leaving a crappy job, helps his buddies from the crappy job find new jobs at his new company.

Frank is a Job Schindler. As soon as he got out of there, he started pimping our resumes to his bosses.

by Frustrated_Monolingual September 9, 2010

schmickles

A happy squeal used by John Lennon on the day he came back form the dead.

I'm off to see our Yoko, schmickles!

by Chimbles September 1, 2003

Schmergle

To be, or cause to be messed up, screwed over, disoriented, confused, or in disarray.

Garrett was completely schmergled when Tatiana left him for Dirk.

by Druzzi April 20, 2012

der weiner schlinger

An over-the-shoulder devise used by an oversized man that shoots Fairbury hotdogs to distracted Husker fans at Nebraska sporting events.

"Der weiner schlinger has got to go!"

by andersonland.org June 30, 2004

Schmingledorf

When you're just so dumb it's hard to talk to you without getting upset

When someone is infuriating you with their dumbness just call them a schmingledorf cause odds are they won't know what it means and will just confuse them

by 69 sublime January 11, 2021

schmangler

A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex for caca

The girl that I met at the bar, was a toal schmangler

by robocop turd January 24, 2009

Shmingle Bop Gringle Doom

A phrase used to say you're in an extremely bad situation, usually after you say what is happening.

Oh sh*t there's a shark right beside me SHMINGLE BOP GRINGLE DOOM.

by JewishAftertaste June 11, 2018