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Schmegmah

White pustular devices that congregate on the dickheads of the uncircumcised ,
He had so much Schmegmah it soaked clear through his pants.
by Mister Triple Wonderful July 14, 2019
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Schmegmatronic

The act of dancing to electronic music so hard that the schmega slides down from your nasty unwashed genitalia and rubs between the thighs.
Did you see Jessica in the club last night? Too bad she was wearing a skirt, her favorite song came on and she went full schmegmatronic
by That Blue Girl March 11, 2022
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schmegma

The gooey stuff under the flap of the foreskin of uncircumcised boys!!
Get your schmegma off the table!

Make sure you clean off your schmegma everyday!
by Erin and Samantha April 21, 2003
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schmegma

mike irvin has a schmegma probleme.... EWWWW
by jessica November 20, 2003
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Schmagma

lint on the foreskin of a man's lucious penis

also known as a case of "dirty dick"
My marine, Joe, gone in the war for so long, no shower, no moist toilette, no whitie tities, was suffering from schmagma.
by Jessica/Andres November 23, 2003
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schmegma

The cheesy-like substance that forms beneath the shaft of the uncircumsized penis.
Look..the Goldstein baby produced his very first schemgma.
by Sue May 9, 2004
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Schmegma

foul smelling, cheese-like substance found near the clitorus.
If it wasn't for Wild Bill's comments, April would've walked around for yet another week with schmegma between her legs...
by Brandi Lee February 22, 2007
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