schmicker

the English corruption of the ancient (circa 1960's USA) phrase "schmuck, her." The phrase was doubly derogatory. It was used among heterosexual males to indicate worthless specimens of the species, as well as to further belittle said specimens by implying a highly effeminate nature. Eventually, an unwilligness to expend much energy on such "shmucks" prompted speakers to contract the phrase into "Schmicker," its current incarnation.

"Check out that Schmicker."

by Stud March 17, 2005

Schmucky the Clown

A Derogatory name for a person or persons who, though at times may be amusing, are really just a useless flap of skin that nobody really wants to deal with and is generally good for nothing.

"Hey, it's Schmucky the Clown! Now there's someone to stand in my way and tell me to do things that are 'not his job'! My workday is complete!"

by Captain Hendu October 7, 2011

schmick

Exclamation of admiration, agreement, praise

John has a new ball, it's schmick

"Do you like that dog?"
"Yeah its a schmick dog"

by Karen Leake January 29, 2003

Schmecky

Penis, a man's sexual organ.
a.k.a. Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

My schmecky is only two inches long, but your mom didn't seem to care.

by BM49045 October 4, 2005

schmickle

Used to rejoice or used as a curse. Can only be uttered by a resurrected John Lennon of supergroup, The Beatles...

"Heavens Crap! Can you imagine that? Ohhh... Schmickles!"

by The Admiral November 13, 2003

schmucky

This is another name for Senator Chuck Schumer. He's often called "Chucky Schmucky" or just "Schmucky" by those of us in the "chattering class" out here in flyover country.

"Oh, did you see what Schmucky said about pork? Schmucky says we don't care about pork in a stimulus bill! What a schmuck!"

by Anonymous Dave number 999 February 17, 2009

schmucky

Yiddish slang relating to the penis.

You schmuck, you're a schmuck. You fucking schmucky schmuck.

by Schmucky The Cat August 26, 2003