Schmatz

German or Austrian word for hearty kiss.

see you later, schmatz.

by Adam Bernhardt February 19, 2008

Schmedium

A Cross between small and medium.

A person who wears shirts that are too small.

Ben: Hey look, Ryan is wearing his Schmedium shirt again.

by JohnnyFleekins September 26, 2005

schmeckel

Yiddish for small penis. Not a flattering term. Often used to describe a person in unflattering terms.

Herbie is such a schmeckel he can't get the same date twice.
Herbie's such a schmeckel the girls at the office nicknamed him "Is it In?" Herbie.

by snappy2 March 31, 2008

schmearfinkle

a poop trail or skid mark. anal debris/residue left behind purposefully or not, for another's discovery.

Lindsey left a huge schmearfinkle in my toilet.

by ClaytonJames July 7, 2005

Schmee Face

a particularily brutal member of the facial community

That dudes face looks like a ham walet
Yea, It's quite a schmee face

by aConcernedParent February 24, 2010

schleten

Schleten is a word you can use for things you find to be a combination of used and sexy, like a broken toy that's better because of it.

Can also be used in the way of saying it like "schletiga" it's a descriptive word usually used for a specific type of body part.

"Hey he looks schleten!"
"yeah man! He has some schletiga pattar!"

by EmptyMaskofStrings March 29, 2022

Schmeeda

A friend from a million years ago

I'll have to check my pictures, my friend Schmeeda can check her pictures...

by ConvictPete June 5, 2022