schmeven

"Sh-mev-en"
A number, it's Seven, give or take Seven (so anywhere between zero and fourteen).
0 ≤ Schmeven ≥ 14

See: "schmeventy" for a bigger version

I have about schmeven cans of beer in the fridge.
I drank around schmeven shots last night at the party.
My band has schmeven followers on MySpace

by Formalis September 6, 2025

schmeven

"Sh-mev-en"
A number, it's Seven, give or take Seven (so anywhere between zero and fourteen).
0 ≤ Schmeven ≥ 14

See: "schmeventy" for a bigger version

I have about schmeven cans of beer left in the fridge.
I drank around schmeven shots last night at the party.
My band has schmeven followers on Myspace.

by Formalis September 6, 2025

schmeventy

"Sh-mev-en-ty"
A number, it's Seventy, give or take Seventy (so anywhere between zero and one hundred & forty).
0 ≤ Schmeventy ≥ 140

See: "schmeven" for a smaller version

I have about schmeventy miles left of fuel in my car.
I drank around schmeventy shots last night at the party.
I was sent schmeventy reels by my friend on Insta last night.

by Formalis September 6, 2025

bobby schmergetz

The demi god of Italian classes all over the world. An god and inspiration to all!!!!

bobby schmergetz loves to come to class and sing sound of music

by bobby schmergetz March 8, 2022

doo doo schmere

1.The shit marks on the toilet after you flush.
2.The shit that doesn't want to be flushed down the toilet.

Damn that doo doo schmere makes my toilet look like a chocolate,vanilla swirled icecream cone.

by king poopie February 10, 2007