used to describe someone when they're being a jerk or being stupid in general; can be used in conjuction with 'douche'.
Dude #1: Dude. did you see that asshole over there yellin at his girl like that?
Dude #2: Yeah he's such a schmende.
Dude #1: Jeez. what a douche.
Dude #2: Yeah he's such a schmende.
Dude #1: Jeez. what a douche.
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by K. Fenn December 9, 2008
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Get the Schmender mug.Sorry. To be used when sorry has been banned from conversation. A silly way of apologising for something that has been done which isnt that serious.
'oops, schmergen.' - after hitting someone accidentally.
'no saying sorry anymore.' 'okay, schmergen' (followed by a cheeky smile works well)
'no saying sorry anymore.' 'okay, schmergen' (followed by a cheeky smile works well)
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