beef colored schmegg

Beef Colored Schmegg is the finest roast at Liberty Memorial Central Middle School. It means someone who is stupid by all means. Also used with the roast form of "boy look atcho". Another way to say schmegg is "schmeegers" or "schmeegerton"

"boy, look at atcho beef colored schmegg looking self, boy you look like shrek"

by dabson188 February 11, 2017

schmegma

The fermented deposits of white-chunkiness on a penis head, due to lack of proper hygiene...and competence.

The night-shift hospital worker loved eating the schmegma off of Ricky-the-Retard's cock-knob.

by Bun-Ju November 27, 2003

Schmegliochasm

The air pocket inside of a geode

“Agates are formed over time after a schmegliochasm is introduced into the surrounding rock”

by Gregnant_rock October 2, 2020

Schmegly

Any gross, disgusting, or slimy substance fond in any location it should NOT be.

Hey dude!! What's that schmegly on your shirt

by Kspenst March 26, 2017

schmegma

A schticker Schounding way to pronounce smegma,smegma already a word found in Webster's dictionary(some editions).Smegma as Webster's defines it;(from memory); a foul smelling cheeselike sebaceous secretion,accumulating around the clitoris of female genitalia, or under the foreskin of male genitalia. Damn funny no matter how you schpell it.

I had schmegma schtuck in my teeth, I schould schtop drinkin schomeday.

by terryzz February 15, 2009

schmegma picnic

Eating the sticky substance formed in the uncircumcised skin of the penis due to poor hygine.

I went down on him and had a schmegma picnic.

by jupiter6921 June 2, 2005

schmegma

The smelly funny tasting stuff on my boyfriends weenier

I can't give head because his schmegma
makes me throw up my diner

by Ray Podogg April 14, 2003