Shmedium

An extremely tight, emo or hipster t-shirt. It is irrelevant what size, but mediums and smalls are more likely

Im so emo my shmediums are makin it hard to breath

by skerch wickit September 1, 2009

Smedium

Between small and medium, can be used for more than just shirt sizes.

There are about 60 employees, so the company is smedium.

by Smedium Advocate February 8, 2022

smedium

Any size of clothing that appears to be way too tight and is contoured or form fitting to the body.

That douchebag must have went shopping in the smedium collar popped section.

Thank god that girl got a smedium top or we would never be able to see her muffin top.

Are those meggings or are they just a smedium pair of jeans?

by bigredsfod December 18, 2010

Smedium

Mostly t-shirts worn by douch-nozzle tools that are way to small to appear bigger when in fact makes them look gayer!!

Bob had to go get a new Smedium tee for himself ,for he spilled part of his delish pb and j on his favorite one!! day ruined!!

by laughing skull July 10, 2009

extra smedium

in between small and medium.....young.

look at Kanye in that extra smedium jacket

by booyaka1 February 16, 2009

smedium

Between a small and medium size. Can be used to talk about many things, including, but not limited to: condoms, shirts, pants, shoes, breasts, etc.

That kid acts all big in the pants, but his girl told me last night he wears smedium Trojans.

by EvilTaco September 27, 2010

Smedium

Small Medium; usally worn by hipsters & emo kids who's parents didn't hug them enough growing up.

1.)- Look at that guy wearing skinny jeans and a smedium purple v-neck.
- I bet he is on his way to see Twilight.
2.)- Is that guy wearing a smedium sweater vest?
- BRB I'm going to ask him if it comes in hetero.
- Be careful, you might get blood on your shoes after he slits his wrist.

by MikeRed November 24, 2009