pap schmeared

Achieving a level of drunkenness that results in a pregnancy.

Lacey: Are we getting schwasted tonight?

Todd: No. We're getting pap schmeared.

by jarulf December 15, 2011

Schmearing

When a guy cums on the girls lips and like schmearing a bagel then a second girl which all three are in a threesome licks that cum on the first girls lips.

Julia, taisha, and Tyrone schmearing was soo hot

by Tyrone’s traps December 4, 2020

Bubbing a Schmear

Using your underwear to clean yourself up after sharting

Why were you behind that dumpster?

Oh I was Bubbing a Schmear after botching a routine fart.

or

I had to Bub a Schmear after sneezing in a hot car.

by Bubba Schmear August 17, 2014

Schmear

Mixing your feces with semen and smearing it about

I love to Schmear

by Pleasant valley May 11, 2024