shmukens

adorable distributer of awesomeness and happiness

that girl is such a shmukens

by that guy311 July 5, 2011

Schmackin

Performing at optimum condition.

Whenever Chelsea was with it she was really schmackin!

by Dew Pictures April 30, 2013

Schmackin Dingers

Slang for hitting home runs, or saying you want to play some baseball.

" Hey bronx you wanna go out schmackin dingers?"

" Forsure dude lets go"

by Mattonic January 6, 2018

Schmackers

A term referring to a pair of female breasts. It is most commonly used to describe those with a visibly low center of mass as a result of age or braless lifestyle.

Synonyms: "Floppy Knockers", "Swangin' Tatties"

Fred: "Did you see Susan's schmackers?"
Steve: "See'em? I can hear them from here?"

by djmattyice July 3, 2018

schmukynut

The definition of schmukynut it a stupid or idiotic person. They do not get jokes and are very unorganised, you can usually find them hanging out with other schmukynuts

Kallista: Hey Jessica, your such a idiot
Jessica: Use the word schmukynut instead I just made it up, it means you idiot and stupid person, LIKE ME AND YOU
Both: Hahahahah SCHMUKYNUT!!!! (Yells it out in public)

by Idiot.com.au August 16, 2019

Schnackenberg

noun;
1. Enlarged phallus
2. Erection

Dude, I totally have a schnackenberg for your mom.

by Colonel Lovetree Roundwomb September 20, 2005

schmeeken

It means what ever the fuck evan meant it to mean. Origin: from evan didnt i just say that dumb ho

schmeek SCHMEEK schmeeken my nigga.

by mr. wiggles December 15, 2004