Schmatorade

noun: A cheaper and low-quality grade variant of the popular Gatorade brand. Schmatorade offers "nearly" the same electrolytes and re-hydrating qualities, but in a more affordably labeled bottle and offered at a "are you serious"ly lower price. Schmatorade is an inferior brand akin to a store's "white-label brand".

(spit-take) Damn, Cornelius, this Schmatorade smells AND tastes like asparagus piss! Tell your cheap-ass momma to buck up for some Gatorade next time!

by beancrock July 15, 2019

schmamama

To be trapped in a closet with a gay guy and not knowing what to do. Ususally ending in vigorously forced anal sex and a sore ass.

Jonny: You dont seem to peachy today?
Davis: I got schmamama ed last night.

by Shmaaaaaaa March 25, 2008

Schmamama

To get locked in a closet with a gay guy, not knowing what to do. Usually ending in forced vigorous anal sex & a sore Ass

Jonny: Your not looking to Peachy Today
Davis: I got Schmamama-ed last night
Jonny: BRUTAL

by SDS the one and only's March 25, 2008

Schmamat

Substitute for the word dammit. Usually used if in an area in which dammit would be inappropriate or just to spice it up.

Person 1- "She knows dude...she knows."
Person 2- "GOD SCHMAMAT!!!!!"

by M.O.M January 13, 2009

schmara

A bitch ass nigga

Look at that schmara.

by Fyeness January 21, 2017

schmalack

To defend one's self by smacking a bitch/trick.

The nigga came at me, so I had to schmalack him.

by Fatman B September 21, 2005

schmaangee

anything cool, hip, wit the shit, tight, bout it bout it, anything that has to do with happiness

man, that party was schmaangalicious bro.

that female is dumb ass schmaangee

by keke3287 April 24, 2010