Schmacko

Something that dogs go wacko for

Dogs go wacko for schmackos!

by SeeNoCap123 September 9, 2020

schmazoo

When engaging in anal sex and the receiving partner farts, shooting air into the penis playing it like a kazoo.

My giff try L gave me a schmazoo last night and now my penis plays 2000s pop songs.

by Crotch Ronson November 25, 2021

Schmaked

Getting drunk, or the act of drunkenness

Tyler was so schmacked last night that his teeth hurt. PBA I'm schmacked! Let's get schmaked

by Dawgman1 April 21, 2017

Schmagoogie

Dried up milk that flies out of milk container when you open it.

Oh My God! I just got schmagoogies in my coffee.

by Mattyboy89 October 1, 2008

schmamogram

The act of spontaneously grasping the bosom of a female whilst intoxicated, or schwasted.

No I'm not a doctor, but I've had 14 beers, and I'm more than ready to give you a schmamogram.

by TrillSesh January 16, 2010

Schmakin

To eat a burrito from the side like a fucking weirdo

"Did you see that fucking fag schmakin his burrito at Q-Doba?"

by MrSuperSoaker November 12, 2019

Schmaowzow

a synonym of "Wow" , "Holy Cow" , or "Awesome"
Commonly used by Jake the Human (from Adventure Time)

Teacher: "You just aced the final Bobby!"
Bobby: "Schmaowzow!"

by Marlin Brandy May 10, 2010