schmack

When you smack someone for a legitimate reason, but social norms still see you as assaulting someone, eg, Sean Connery saying it's okay to slap women who have done wrong to him, or a recent event in Brooklyn Heights where a man slapped a parent in a Starbucks for being a bad parent.

*child running around a Starbucks*

Man 1: Hey dude, control your kid. He just knocked a coffee out of my hand.

Man 2: Bro, I'm waiting for my latte! Hold on!

Man 1: Bitch, don't get schmaked.

Man 2: shut up!

*Man 1 Delivers a Schmack on Man 2*

Barista: I'm callin the cops!

by King Pontus December 11, 2009

Schmuckaroo

1) A bouncy, exuberant contemptible idiot

Man, that person is a damned schmuckaroo. I may, in fact, hate them.

by iliketocrack March 30, 2010

Schmackin

Performing at optimum condition.

Whenever Chelsea was with it she was really schmackin!

by Dew Pictures April 30, 2013

Schmackin Dingers

Slang for hitting home runs, or saying you want to play some baseball.

" Hey bronx you wanna go out schmackin dingers?"

" Forsure dude lets go"

by Mattonic January 6, 2018

Schmackers

A term referring to a pair of female breasts. It is most commonly used to describe those with a visibly low center of mass as a result of age or braless lifestyle.

Synonyms: "Floppy Knockers", "Swangin' Tatties"

Fred: "Did you see Susan's schmackers?"
Steve: "See'em? I can hear them from here?"

by djmattyice July 3, 2018

Schwackatude

Having a continuous mindset and desire to schwack.

That dudes always talking about schwacking! He's got a great schwackatude!

by TonyFino1776 April 26, 2023

Schmickle schmackle

You can use this word for someone very attractive and hot.

Yo look at that dude he is totally schmickle schmackle

by piunut July 4, 2020