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Schmake

Worse than a schmuck. someone who does shit so stupid, calling them a schmuck is a compliment to their sheer retardation.

Mostly said by aj shabeel and child entertainers
Emannuel! Pass the ball you fucking schmake
by UrbunDic.2 September 14, 2019
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Schmades

You're leaving? Alright, schmades
by meebs3 January 6, 2009
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schmageckel

First used to describe the crusty stuff at the bottom of a cup of churros from a mexican restaurant.

I haven't come up with a better definition for it yet but I like to think it has something yiddish to do with a penis.
Are you gonna eat that schmageckel?
Get that schmageckel out of my face!
or Schmageckel Envy.
by Chris Hardt May 8, 2008
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Schmancey

That nice hotel is fancy schmancey
by Shinaenae December 7, 2010
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Schmacken

Schmacken.
Show us your schmacken

No
You schmacken
Oh fack you schmacken
Sorry want to schmacken?
Schmacken.
by Reeeeee69696 July 8, 2019
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smok schmacked

After you hit your 50 nic smok and feel schmacked, thus leading to the feeling of being smok schmacked
Damnnnn bro I just got smok schmacked
by slumptedsara April 26, 2019
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schmeces

The substance that shoots out of one's schmelter when one has an orgasm so intense as to cause a mass bowel exodus to the point that one would need to seriously launder the bed linens.

Can also be known as: "Schmit", "Schmoop", or "Schmecal matter".
Suzanne was flabberghasted at the amount of schmeces that erupted from Clyde on the first night of their honeymoon.
by Mangus January 5, 2005
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