schleper

food service industry slang pertaing to waitstaff or other personel who are persistently trying to aquire free food

hey bro, did you see how fast the schlepers gobbled up the leftovers from the brunch buffet?

by schleprachaun September 10, 2009

Schlupp

v. To eat out a girl's asshole while she is taking a shit.

The term originated in the burbs of Philly when a young boul with the last name of Schlupp ate out his main bitch. And to his bewilderment, she took a shit on his face.

Joey: "Damn, I lost a bet with Jessica last night and I had to eat out her asshole."

Tom: "That's not that bad dood. Jessica's bangin.."

Joey: "U ever hear of a schlupp?"

Tom: "Uhm niz dood..."

Joey: "She made me eat her out while she was takin dookie."

Tom "Holy shit.. that's y u keep that bitch in the damn kitchen"

by TommyBroHAMa November 19, 2011

Schlumped

When you are so miserable/high you’re just mentally tired.

"Bro my girl just dumped me" - Person A
"That sucks man you must be hella schlumped" - Person B

by Asshole.1234 May 25, 2018

schlupping

Going ghetto or being scrubby

I won't be formal, but i won't be schlupping it either

by Aaron Weinreis February 11, 2005

schluge

A very huge pecker, jimmy, johnson, purple headed yogurt slinger, penis, what else can I say? A HUGE ONE!!

Bob has a schlong, but Jimmy has a schluge. A SCHLUGE!

by Iamapeckerhead December 12, 2003

Schlurpee

When somebody is thirsty, but ONLY for a 7-11 slurpee

Joshua was extremely SCHLURPEE so he made his way to his local 7-11 and purchased a large slurpee.

by Brooke Ham September 7, 2010

nap schlumped

Waking up from a nap, and you dont know what year is this.

"dude wake up"
*waking up*
"What year is this, where am I, why are we here, where is John Lennon, what is life?"
"oh you got a nap schlumped ,dont you?

by Phewthank-eenuh May 28, 2018