schlumbohm

an old-school muscle car that has been modified to run exclusively on alcohol, a hybrid

My buddy has a sweet 1970 Mercury Cougar schlumbohm. He fills it up every time he goes to the liquor store.

by shakey momo January 7, 2012

schlemiel

yiddish term
basically means a dope, a fuckup
similar to schmuck

"that guy's such a schlemiel."
"yeah, what a posterchild for abortion."

by sismit April 27, 2003

schlutie

n. An attractive woman of questionable moral character. Likely to have an STD, illegitimate child or naked pictures of her on the internet.

Julie was a schlutie.

by Goose4 April 15, 2008

schnubbies

Female breasts.

Did you see the schnubbies on that dame? Outstanding!

by Professor Van Chupelo April 7, 2011

schlemiel

An awkward or unlucky person for whom things never turn out right.

That girl is such a schlemiel, she can't seem to do anything right.

by thebiggerbiggen July 9, 2017

schlemie

Woman who has low self-esteem and will aggresively pursue love and affection from anyone, no matter how rancid they may be.

"I cannot believe Jane is with that nasty guy Craig, she has very low self esteem, she is a major schlemie!!"

by Bena Girl August 8, 2005

schlamiel

A person who is naturally awkward and or clumsy.

The schlamiel went to get some soup and then spilled it before he got back to his seat.

by zornorf January 7, 2016