scuffing the chimp

a term for male masturbation

"Not answering the phone...he must be scuffing the chimp"

by snoutliketrout January 5, 2010

Schlafling

Schlafling (verb) – Silently holding a reprehensible opinion, because you know that opinion makes you a garbage human and you don’t want anyone to know what a garbage human you are.

“I think my boss voted for Trump, but he won’t admit it. He’s schlafling.”

by NotReallyMaeWest December 1, 2016

meat scuffing

The method 'forgetting' the lubrication but going ahead and trying to force anal sex anyway.

"I wanna give my bird anal tonight but we are out of lube, guess I'm going to be meat scuffing again"

by Laguna1970 July 27, 2008

Shuffing

Shuffing

is when you rub your penis along the carpet and get rug burn

Dude I got shuffing on my penis

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon January 26, 2020

scuffing

"Scuffing" or "Scuff" or "Scuffed"
1. The act of beating down on a nigga and/or white person and/or person of other color because of some wrong doing

2. Hitting and/or Fighting

1. Yo, when Tyrone spilled water on Mike's timbs, he got scuffed up.

2. The whole group got scuffed up when the Po-Po's came around the block.

by Tai June 30, 2003

schmuffin

A Schmuffin is the name for Egg McMuffin type sandwiches. I think it is also the brand name for the Sheetz breakfast sandwich, but we use it to refer to all breakfast sandwiches contained on english muffins.

How many people are coming over for breakfast? I need an accurate Schmuffin count!

Good morning! Who's ready for a coffee and a Schmuffin?

by Norberto March 12, 2008

schlucking

Schlucking, when a female penetrates her vagina with her own fingers and masturbates.

Example 1: I was on Omegle last night and this girl was schlucking for me.

Example 2: Guy- Schluck for me?
Girl- You do it for me instead

by AshyBear October 10, 2013