schlorkied

Midwestern slang for when a guy dresses up in a maid outfit and get bum fucked in a bathroom stall

Did you hear about how marcus got schlorkied yesterday?
Yeah pretty wild of him to do something like that.

by fliip3 January 21, 2022

Schloppentoppen

A slang term for an act of Oral Sex and play on the term "sloppy toppy". Schloppentoppen is where a horny sex partner gives a really sloppy blowjob and gobbles down the entire shaft of the penis to the base of the balls as saliva drips down the base of the cockmeat.

Open your mouth, and stuff my cock in, shut up bitch give the schloppentoppen.

by JesterTheRyda April 16, 2023

Schlooped

To brain-fart.

I cant Remember man I’m schlooped

by Kydst December 30, 2018

Schlorp

in between a liquid and a solid (soup, jello, yogurt, etc)

I can't wait to schlorp my soup later!

by spookytoad February 24, 2021

schlorp a dork

1. A slang phrase for "suck a dick" or "perform oral sex on a man."

2. To apply excessive saliva to a whale penis (see "dork" in dictionary)

1. Kathy was on a dry streak of five months and was just dying to schlorp a dork.

2. After Amanda was thrown overboard, she schlorped so much dork that 50% of the ocean became comprised of whale ejaculate.

3. John: "I hate you."
Todd: "Go schlorp a dork, John."

by Ywertq November 16, 2010

schloopeh

If your name can not have kinz on the end of it.
If you can't have kinz, you can have cake.

Laurenkinz sounds awkward, so she's Laurencake; therefore Lauren is a schloopeh name.

by Amykinz November 6, 2007

Schlorp

The noise that dog food makes when you coax it out of the can by shaking. Also applies to some creamed soups and cranberry sauce, although not good to use in polite company while eating.

The schlorp from the can of cranberry sauce was extremely unpleasant.

by Butts III December 3, 2020