Schlobbering

To aggressively, violently, yet lovingly, suck someone penis. Usually involves high amounts of spit.

"Susan was Schlobbering all over my dick last night."

by Schlobbering December 2, 2018

schlob

To suck vigorously, insatiably .

Bob schlobbed my nob with a fury.

by jizzlebertus July 24, 2003

Schnorb

A Schnorb is a small creature who runs around hugging, slapping, jumping on and partially mauling innocent by-standers. They are regularly found carrying 'Schnorb Fungus' on the backs of their heads. Sometimes known as 'Schnorby' or just 'AHHHHHHHH!!' too. Believed to foam at the mouth and smile uncontrollably when angry. They are also known to fear rattling noises, this is the only way to stop a Schnorb attack. They are a danger to everyone and everything around them. Run.

"What's that coming over the hill, is it a Schnorb? Is it a Schnorb?"

by Cheezycola January 27, 2010

schlort

Having a short penis, but not too short, because that would be a "schliny"

Guy: Hey, do you want to see my dick?

Girl: Maybe if it wasnt a schlort

by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010

Schlorp

The act of consuming soup

"I schlorped some soup"
"Toby is schlorping some soup"
"I am going to schlorp soup"

by chefboo February 23, 2021

schlormp

A word that spurs uncontrollable laughter from those who embody the Schlormp

"beep
beep
boop
boop" - person 1

"bop
bop
SCHLORMP" - person 2

by schlormper101 January 10, 2022

schlobberdonkey

To the point of being well under the influence of alchohol.

Sean and Colin found Matthew completely schlobberdonkeyed after they had visited CoCo Bongo's and a long night of heavy drinking.

by Sean Young, Colin Stingley April 11, 2007