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shloopsing

Shloopsing, shloops, shloopsed

(1) - (verb) The act of a vacuum cleaner in picking up dirt

(2) - the sound / feeling or strength of a vacuum cleaner's suction

(3) - (past-tense verb) The act of devouring one's food (usually noodles or soup) so fast as to create the impression that it has been vacuumed into one's digestive tract. Eg.
(1) "The vacuum cleaner is no longer shloopsing the way it did when it was new."
"The vaccuum won't shloops these crumbs, they're too big".
"Well, what do you know? It shloopsed it!"
(2) "I can only sleep to the sound of a vacuum schloops".
(3) "She was shloopsing her food so fast that some surely went up her nose."
by Wraith :) November 10, 2020
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Schlothing

Noun
An abstract object that is neither a Schlong, a Schlaverage, or a Schlort. Anything that is not defined as a penis, while remaining distinctly not anything else.

Alternatively,

Verb
I.... I don't know. I know it's a verb, but the knowledge of what exactly it is unfit for the human mind. Cannot be put into words, can only be understood on a deeper level.
Bro, I wish I had a schlothing instead of a schlong

I hear Dave has a schlothing, that's so cool
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Schloopin’

The act of dangling an unlit cigarette out of the corner of your mouth while talking
Of course I’m schloopin’, it’s schloopin’ Saturday
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schlooging

“I was schlooging with that girl last night
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Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
by Thumper of Flower November 3, 2024
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Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
by Thumper of Flower November 3, 2024
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Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
by Thumper of Flower November 23, 2024
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