schlong

A really long wet penis that is used normally for animals.

O MY GOD that monkey has a huge schlong!

by Ryan April 18, 2004

schlong

southeast Michigan slang for marijuana

SEE ALSO: skizzong

blaze that schlong 'til the break of dawn!!

by TREASURE_TROVE June 19, 2008

schlong

1- popular term for a man's well eh youknowwhat

2- to put some manly flavor to it

ad 1 : 'he hasn't showered for days, he MUST have a smelly schlong by now'

ad 2 : 'yeah you know that party started a bit dull, so I schlonged it by buying everybody a beer ! '

by TheDanHipster December 2, 2009

schlong

Shlong is slang for Noodle.

I would really like a steaming bowl of Chicken Schlong Soup, Tasha.

by KiraDawn September 20, 2006

schlong

A very feminine woman.

She is such a schlong lady.

by Penni January 16, 2007

schlong

synonymous with mullet. Basically a combination of the words 'short' and 'long' referring to the short and long hair parts that make up a mullet.

"That guy just got his schlong caught in the fan blade of his Camaro."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

schlong

1) slang for baked potato

2) name for an ancient civilization

1) Give me a couple more schlongs

2) The aztecs were a very big schlong

by tom tom, do we bear left hear? October 29, 2007