The act of having a transsexual prostitute first stretch your scrotum, then insert both of your testes into your own anus using her/his penis, simultaneously vomiting into your open mouth while you strike him/her in the lower abdomen to induce involuntary defecation.
That tranny hooker was doing a great schlipping mah fronecks last night before I kicked her ass out of bed because her shit smelled like bad Taco Bell.
by Mysterious_Andy December 3, 2009
Get the schlipping mah fronecks mug.Shifting realities is where you change your reality. What i mean is that you can script how you want a certain life, and then you can practice trying to move your subconsciousness to that reality. It is a really fun topic, and you should give it a go sometime!
Did you hear about that new thing going around? It's called shifting realities!
Oh, that's cool! I will try it sometime!
Oh, that's cool! I will try it sometime!
by Nearsofficial March 21, 2021
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by petermanhardman February 22, 2012
Get the Shifting mug.when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...
by IrapedCharmander October 3, 2011
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Get the shifting a wardrode mug.Passing your crap to a family member, friend or other party. Furniture, appliances, toys, clothing - most of the stuff we have is crap we don't need and eventually crap we don't want. So we shift it to someone else to make room for new crap.
To make room for new furniture, we'll need to do some crap shifting. Maybe your cousin will take the sofa.
Do we really need four kayaks? Maybe we can crap shift a couple to your brother for his family to use.
Do we really need four kayaks? Maybe we can crap shift a couple to your brother for his family to use.
by Riled October 6, 2015
Get the crap shifting mug.In related to Desired Reality shifting- An outline of your DR. This includes your name, appearance, relationships, location, and much more. You can script anything however you want. A script is very crucial and beneficial when attempting to shift realities.
ME: hey, I was scripting about Hogwarts last night and I got a little stuck, I feel like I don't have enough.
FRIEND: Here is a list of some ideas to add to your shifting script!
FRIEND: Here is a list of some ideas to add to your shifting script!
by NittyNoo November 10, 2020
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