The "Schlin" aka a "Gaper", is an asshole that exceeds in circumference (About the size of a quarter/half dollar)- Due to many acts of anal sex, especially double penetration. A schlin will cause pain to your butt when moved around.
Mike: Dude, Austin, remember that chick from the bar last night? We fucked and now she has a schlin!
Austin: That's gross, dude.
Austin: That's gross, dude.
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It's when the male ejaculates inside of a teabag, and dips it inside a female's vagina.
Schledoinkydoinks are easily confused with a Schledoinkydonk. Thats when u get hit in the head by it.
It was first done in a pub in London in 1807 when they ran out of tea. They did it as a joke and then soon realised this is an easy way to impregnate their women.
It's when the male ejaculates inside of a teabag, and dips it inside a female's vagina.
Schledoinkydoinks are easily confused with a Schledoinkydonk. Thats when u get hit in the head by it.
It was first done in a pub in London in 1807 when they ran out of tea. They did it as a joke and then soon realised this is an easy way to impregnate their women.
My wife hated me, but when i gave her the Schledoinkydoink she loved me again.
How was ... conceived. his mom got Schledoinkydoinked.
No she did not get Schledoinkydoinked. Schledoinkydoinks are not the same as Schledoinkydonks
How was ... conceived. his mom got Schledoinkydoinked.
No she did not get Schledoinkydoinked. Schledoinkydoinks are not the same as Schledoinkydonks
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2. Exceptionally pleasant tasting VJJ.
3. Tang juice of a high lickableness quotient.
2. Exceptionally pleasant tasting VJJ.
3. Tang juice of a high lickableness quotient.
That Schlicky is better than cherry pie.
I'd like to pack my ball bearings in her Schlicky.
You have the most lickable schlicky ever, Babe.
I'd like to pack my ball bearings in her Schlicky.
You have the most lickable schlicky ever, Babe.
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