schlitzed

Drunk on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Your mom and I got schlitzed last night at my place.

by Anomaly July 12, 2005

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Hey I just Schlatt Walked to the store to get some milk

by Zuko's World October 11, 2019

Schlaaked

Verb; to schlaak: the crushing of ones head underneath the buttock of another.

How did you hurt your head? Sam Schlaaked it!

by Sach Ztenerson September 29, 2011

schlatt

a schlatt is a guy who usually says shit on xbox live like "I fucked your mom kid"

person 1: hey, why did you leave the xbox party yesterday?
person 2: there was so many schlatts.

by dalt6n July 7, 2019

schlater

A mix of " see ya" and "later"

dude calm down, schlater

by The Og From DA North May 4, 2005

schlong-schlapped

to slap a girl in the face with your schlong.

Jack gave Jill a black eye when he schlong-schlapped her last nite.

by Chris Scholten February 10, 2007

schlitzed

To get wasted (drunk, or pissed if you're from England).

I don't know how I woke up in a rubbish bin, I must have been totally schlitzed last night.

by Chris August 28, 2003