Schlapp

The act and sound of spanking someone's bottom with a magazine.

Stormy Daniels schlapped Donald Trump with a copy of Forbes magazine with his picture on the cover.

by mentholate January 27, 2018

shlappy

A dirty old man

Wayne is shlappy pappy

by acm5 January 18, 2009

Rock Schlappy

1. To do something with maximum effort and intensity.

"Come on, bro! Two more bench presses and you're done. Rock that shit Schlappy, mother fucker!!"

"Don't you dare come yet! Rock Schlappy or get off me and mow the fucking lawn!!"

"Ondine nearly beat me at Scrabble but I Rocked it Schlappy with 'indigent' on a triple word score."

"How was my presentation at work? I'll tell you how it went: I Rocked it so Schlappy that I actually made the sexy with my boss right there on the conference table."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 17, 2009

schpappa

To be slapped with a cock or another name for a cock.

I schpappa'd her with my schpappa.

by Rumookd2 October 30, 2013

schloppy toppy

to receive oral sex/head

Bro she gave me that good a** schloppy toppy

by Feetfetish January 7, 2018

Schlapped

The unwanted groping of the male genitals.

Went to CPAC and the guy schlapped me.

by Unshahlapped March 4, 2023

schleppage

Noun form of "to schlep." Useful to describe bulky, heavy items or loads that would take forever and also just really suck to have to move by hand. Can also refer more generally to the act of schlepping itself.

We needed 30 yards of crushed rock on the job site and thank god Dylan moved most of it with the skid steer because that's way too much schleppage.

We put some rocks in chapman' backpack right before the 9 mile hike to the trailhead. We thought he might appreciate the bonus schleppage.

by Toaster704$73R June 3, 2023