Schlang

v. To throw or fling something without care or order.

v. To freely dangle (esp. in reference to male genitalia unencumbered by underwear)

1) What should I do with the pillow you asked me to move?

I don't care, just schlang it over there.

2) Guess what I'm doing right now.

What?

Letting it hang loose.

You're letting it schlang? Gross.

by Mythrandir August 2, 2011

wanger schlanger

a wanger schalnger is a type of german sausage, but since it will be said very seldom in this sense, if you hear it anywhere outside germany, the likelihood is that the person saying it is referring to a penis.

"oh man, my wanger schlanger got covered in shit last nite after i bum fucked your dad"

by matt December 2, 2003

Schlangin’

The word used to describe the way in which the cock and balls of a man hang low and tend to swing back and forth in the midday heat. May also refer to when one has a sweaty, droopy ballsack, or just having a long cock in general.

Micah had been fishing in the summer heat all day, and when he got back to his car, he whipped out his cock to check for leeches and realized he was schlangin’.

by David Koresh’s Long White Wang August 23, 2020

schlange

snake

A snake lived in pond.

by Shauna February 28, 2003

Schlanguage

A physical language spoken only between intimate partners; referring to the male anatomy to communicate non-verbally during sex.

I see you speak-a my schlanguage!

by Morkoth July 25, 2016

schlanooze

Intoxicated nap taking

I drank Jamisons and began to schlanooze

by Buckaroo Moose May 15, 2018

schlangus

anything that is bad

Shove it up your schlangus

by samklaplun November 4, 2018