schlarpered

To be in a state of extreme intoxication.

"How schlarpered did you get last night?"
"Well, my shoes are full of vomit..."

by Jane From Carnyousweetthing.com September 21, 2006

Slammered

Getting so drunk that you end up in jail or "The Slammer"

Bro 1: Where were you on Saturday?
Bro 2: In jail, nickel shot night got me slammered

by NEYMAR January 27, 2016

Shammered

The state of being shit faced and hammered.

Man i just bunned soo much chronic, and downed that 40, i'm sooo shammed(shammered).

by Evan SHort September 22, 2006

schlammied

to be past the point of drunk and BEYOND the point of schmammered. So intoxicated that one drools all over oneself with no knowledge of the situation. To be completely and uterely retarded

He was so schlammied last night he tried to piss in the sink and flush it when he finished.

by Gang-Beav March 10, 2011

shammered

like being hammered only much, much, more so.

'good night last night dude?' 'i have no idea whatsoever. i was shammered'

by brooke March 14, 2004

schlactered

Getting wasted from booze beyond belief

I was drinkin so much, I got completely SCHLACTERED

by mrplowthatsmyname July 1, 2008

Shmammered

Drinking in excess of 15 beers, shots and or mixed drinks; in turn becoming highly inebriated. Which may cause actions one will tend to regret

Man I was shmammered last night, I actually weighed the pros and cons of having sex with a girl that has herpes. The pros won..

by Lenord Harris October 12, 2009