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schlarpered

"How schlarpered did you get last night?"
"Well, my shoes are full of vomit..."
by Jane From Carnyousweetthing.com September 21, 2006
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Slammered

Getting so drunk that you end up in jail or "The Slammer"
Bro 1: Where were you on Saturday?
Bro 2: In jail, nickel shot night got me slammered
by NEYMAR January 27, 2016
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Shammered

Man i just bunned soo much chronic, and downed that 40, i'm sooo shammed(shammered).
by Evan SHort September 22, 2006
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schlammied

to be past the point of drunk and BEYOND the point of schmammered. So intoxicated that one drools all over oneself with no knowledge of the situation. To be completely and uterely retarded
He was so schlammied last night he tried to piss in the sink and flush it when he finished.
by Gang-Beav March 10, 2011
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shammered

like being hammered only much, much, more so.
'good night last night dude?' 'i have no idea whatsoever. i was shammered'
by brooke March 14, 2004
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schlactered

I was drinkin so much, I got completely SCHLACTERED
by mrplowthatsmyname July 1, 2008
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Shmammered

Drinking in excess of 15 beers, shots and or mixed drinks; in turn becoming highly inebriated. Which may cause actions one will tend to regret
Man I was shmammered last night, I actually weighed the pros and cons of having sex with a girl that has herpes. The pros won..
by Lenord Harris October 12, 2009
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