schlan

a tan occurring on the penis or "schlong", from which it gets it's namesake. essentially a contraction of "schlong tan".

"Hey guys, do you mind if we move up to the nude end of the beach? I'd like to work on my schlan a bit while the sun is still high in the sky."

As heard at the nude beach: "Wow man, you must've logged some serious hours out here to achieve a schlan like that."

by Deep Dark Tropical Schlan September 3, 2009

schwaang

A adjective that describes something just so overly awesome and amazing. Or used as a victorious exclamation. Even used as a greeting. {NOT a penis)

Taylor: Dude! I just so lived after jumping off that bridge!
Anna: That's really schwaang.

Maddie: I just aced my Spanish! Yesss!
Megan: Schwaang!!

Taylor: Hey Megan
Megan: Schwaang. Hey Maddie.
Maddie: Hi. Word, Anna.
Anna: Schwaang!

by Kiariku January 5, 2008

Schlarnt

When a woman simultaneously queefs, pisses, and defecates all at once

Jerry the other night Sarah schlarnted while we having sex, it was weirdly hot!

Ben you have a serious problem, schlarnting is a terrible medical issue.

by FellowTeens December 1, 2020

schlaam

This defines Benin’s big fat warm juicy mashed potatoes.

Benin Schlammed lord gamer and give him schlaam afterwards.

by Schalmmef January 3, 2021

Per Schlanka

The act of vigorously paintbrushing someone across the face.

My crazy cousin Billy straight per schlanka the guy behind the bar.

by OG Muppin & MC Muppin February 13, 2022

Schlankenstein

Old book about an ugly creature with a long schlong written by Mary Schlankey when she was 19. Victor Frankenschlank created the creature in his apartment as a student and the creature ganked some lives and schlanked Victor's life up.

Dude1: Hey, man, did you finish that schlank of a book, Schlankenstein for English class yet?
Dude2: Yea man the ending was pretty schlanken, man!!!

by Ashely Bellocq March 6, 2007

schlawng

Like schlong, but spelled correctly.

Ishmael: Kay so, I have the hugest schlawng eva.

Ashley: Yeah me too.

by Hawtyboggin March 20, 2007