schacking off

To masturbate for the first time, but not knowing what to to

Damn it jimmy, if you can't figure it out, then don't try schacking off. Its dangerous if you don't know how to do it properly

by illogical philosticist November 29, 2014

Shocking

When you find out that your gf is pregnant even though you swear you used a condom

gf: I’m pregnant
bf: What. That’s so shocking. I swear I used a condom

by Dubiks February 8, 2019

schlucking

Schlucking, when a female penetrates her vagina with her own fingers and masturbates.

Example 1: I was on Omegle last night and this girl was schlucking for me.

Example 2: Guy- Schluck for me?
Girl- You do it for me instead

by AshyBear October 10, 2013

Schlucking

Sticking your dick in a electrical socket with a tin foil condom on, causing an electric nut.

"Uncle Frank died last night but at least he got a good schlucking"

by Rondondongle February 1, 2018

Shocking Angelo

To extremely stimulate a female's clit into bursting load of vaginal cum.

I was surprised that my boyfriend knew how to do the shocking angelo, he made my pussy squirt waves of cum like a tsunami!

by bangbus November 19, 2007

Chiches Shocking

When you are doing something and your breasts get shocked.

Also known as "Breast shockage, boobie shocking"

Ale: "I leaned over to unplug something from my brothers computer, which would mean my boobs are near the P.C., and I couldn't read what it said on one of the wires in back, so I leaned closer and shocked my boobs."

Bryan: "You mean your Chiches were Shocking? Like, Chiches Shocking?"

by drgnballz October 8, 2008

schlonking

To make love in heavy way

Hello darling; lets go schlonking. And later could we go have a good schlonk.

by George Pearson August 23, 2009