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scheißekopf 

"scheiße" means shit;
"kopf" means head.

Each word by itself makes sense in German; the combination of these two words does not make sense.

English speakers put these two words together to make a new word, "shithead". This works in English. Doing so in German, however, does not work.

Just ask any German-speaking person: they'll tell you "scheißekopf" makes no sense in German.
To avoid sounding like a dummkopf, don't use the contrived and inaccurate term, scheißekopf.
scheißekopf by iibuzne September 3, 2005
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Heilige Scheiße 

Nevin: "Hey whats going on? Did you finish that 2000 word essay on Ionic bonds?"
John: "No, why?"
Nevin: "It is due tomorrow..."
John: "Heilige Scheiße!"

Schiel & Denver It 

A favorable term used amongst horror and fiction novelists to describe getting their book published
Why print it, when you can schiel & denver it
Something that looks old, gross, and/or disgusting.
Can also be used to describe a situation that is "sketchy"
This sales man is schivey
I do not want to sleep in this shivey hotel room
The inside of your car is schivey
Schivey by Word Smith 88 May 11, 2021

Noah Schierl 

An Arabian Sniper that will probably miss his shot and chase after you screaming.
Here comes Noah Schierl listening to Indian Moonlight.
Noah Schierl by Frosty55 October 29, 2019
the act of going into a complete state of vegetation and uselessness
Me and Kev were totes schived in our economics lecture today. We might have paid attention for 3 seconds total.
schive by Chris Vasileff February 8, 2010

scheiße 

Hans: Was ist das?

Klaus: Achtung! Das ist granate!

Hans: Scheiße...

Boom!!!
scheiße by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005