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scuffer

A derogatory term for Britains uneducated, peasant underclass. They are known for wearing "prison white" training shoes, "designer" labels, baseball caps, anything with a "Burberry" check (though often not the genuine article), drinking cheap spirits/wines on the street and from a bottle, when allowed inside a pub' they drink pints of lager until they cannot stand at which point they attempt to fight anybody within arms length. They also chain smoke, write in pigeon English, swear at least once every time they open their mouths, spit on the ground regardless of location and waste their lives away milling about shopping malls while complaining how unfair everything is.
Usually applied to males, an equivalent term for females is "kappaslappa."
It should also be noted that Scuffers themselves appear to believe that the word is a compliment and that petty theft and violent crimes are a game.
by Bob February 4, 2004
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Judy Scuffer

Yeah, had to bail last night, bizzies showed up and a few judy scuffers
by scouseyawool August 18, 2009
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Dylan Schafer

He will be able to break any thing you ask him to on accident or on purpose only a few weeks into school 2 desks are broken in Spanish
by Baconnator23 October 31, 2022
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paul schafer

isn't he that guy on david letterman? paul schafer is usually bald but can play the keyboard pretty well.
- hey did you see paul schafer play last night?

- yeah he was pretty funny
by Joe Fuzzio February 4, 2010
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Rusty Scuffer

When a person takes a crap in a body of water and it floats to the top.
Dude, Seffer just took a rusty scuffer in the lake! Look at the crap floating out there.
by Larch Cir Mafia August 4, 2011
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paul schaffer

is what you call someone who constantly interrupts you when you are trying to be funny.

the bald band-leader on the 'late show with david letterman' schaffer wrote the 1983 hit 'it's raining men' but is perhaps most famous for the worst segment on Letterman; 'stump the band'

Schaffer also looks like the worm in tim burtons 1996 version of 'james and the giant peach'
"shut up paul schaffer - you're ruining my act"

"someone turn of paul schaffers mike will ya"
by hartattack June 25, 2006
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Riley Schafer

A big faggot, who yssualy has not life. He also sucks a kid named treys dick
Your a Riley Schafer
by McDonald's food December 12, 2017
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