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Scheisser

German in origin.

Scheisser = to shit, shit. Pronounced: shy-zer.

1.) Can be used to express upset or shock.

2.) A sexual perversion first recorded by the Russians, later made famous by the Germans. It is the act of taking a dump on someone, for the sole purpose of the recipient eating the shit.

In a usual case of a "Scheisser" a male takes a dump on a female, with the female smacking her mouth and lips in an anticipitory manner, to show her appreciation of the "gift". The man then takes a position approximatly 6 to 8 inches above the females' mouth, and proceeds to shit into the awaiting mouth.

The female then proceeds to eat the shit in front of her partner. Sometimes smearing across the face and lips will occur, and and offering is made to the person who gave the shit.

This is only true for solid shit. It is not the same for non-solid.

They similar to a Clevland steamer and Boston steamer, but with the exception being that the person being dumped on is required to eat it.
1.) Can be used in an exasperated tone Oh Scheisser! which means Oh shit.

2.) "Essen mein Scheisser!" "Okey - dokey!" Trans. "Eat my shit!", "Okey dokey!"

From South Park's movie, "Bigger, Longer and Uncut" The scene where it is discovered that Cartman's mom is a German Scheisser star.
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paul schaffer

is what you call someone who constantly interrupts you when you are trying to be funny.

the bald band-leader on the 'late show with david letterman' schaffer wrote the 1983 hit 'it's raining men' but is perhaps most famous for the worst segment on Letterman; 'stump the band'

Schaffer also looks like the worm in tim burtons 1996 version of 'james and the giant peach'
"shut up paul schaffer - you're ruining my act"

"someone turn of paul schaffers mike will ya"
by hartattack June 25, 2006
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Sheffers

something amazing and indescribably outstanding-something that needs to be seen.
"Hey, did you see 5 Seconds Of Summer in concert?"
"Yeah, it was absolutely sheffers"
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scheiterlein

the epitome of awesome.

if you looked up awesome in the dictionary know what you'd find? The definition of the word awesome, which scheiterlein is.
Whoa, that ferrari is scheiterlein!

That was such a scheiterlein touchdown pass!

I won the lotto? SCHEITERLEIN!
by yourexcellence June 24, 2010
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schiferito

La cosa che ti piace di meno.
Contrario di "preferito".
ragazzo1: Guarda! Fanno la pizza con l'ananas!
ragazzo2: Bleah! E' il mio gusto schiferito!!!
by Nunu <3 April 1, 2020
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sheffer

Herbert from down the street is such a sheffer.
by Osama bin Queefin' March 27, 2023
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schluffer

a lazy, unmotivated person.
Someone who takes the easy way out of everything.
a pointless, directionless, good for nothing.
Anna skipped out on biking again today. What a schluffer.
by Mike Early July 25, 2008
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