gustav schäfer

the drummer for the band Tokio Hotel. poor guy doesn't seem to say much or ever get much publicity

person one" oh my gosh! i love t.h especially bill..and tom...o and of course georg!
person 2: ya but my fav is gustav schäfer
person one: who?

by XXheartsXX April 26, 2008

Schaefergasam

The Drink among Drinks. use at least a one gallon juice container with halfs of oranges and lemons, fill to the top with a mix of the two. Pour 60 percent smirnoff Citrus with 40 percent Triple Sec. along with a secret ingredient, lets call this LOVE. Let sit in the Fridge for at least 4 weeks. cover with a towel to keep the drink cold while the 4weeks pass.

No One Can drink more than 3 full 12 oz cups.
THE Schaefergasam, the drink of drinks.

Bartender: what will you have?
You: a Schaefergasam

by Dennis Schaefer December 9, 2008

Schweffe

The inverse of chav. A schweffe can be spotted around town often wearing a tweed jacket and red trousers. Aka a hooray henry.

Gary: Did you just spot that nobber walk past wearing the Barbour jacket and wellies?

Dave: Yes mate, what a tool. He must be a schweffe.

by Johnywadd June 15, 2012

schafernaker

When swearing at somebody behind their back,
Then when they turn around to look at you, pretending to do something else with your hands; such as scratching your face.

The very first person to do a schafernaker, was Thomas Schafernaker; BBC weatherman.

Whilst making rude gestures to the news reporter, camera flicks to him live, as soon as he realises he is on air, pulls an amazing schafernaker!!

I told Bob to stop messing around and do his work! When I turned round he Schafernaker'd me!!

by BigWill88 December 13, 2012

schlaepfer

A name with German origins. Very hard to spell and very common

His name is Chris Schlaepfer he looks like Andrew Schlaepfer!

by EQUIN0X November 9, 2006

Schaffering it

Another use of Google but useless information. Unreliable, false information, uncredited

Chris was going talking about how to install a car motor. Goes on and on about. Tom look over to Ryan and says "He's definitely schaffering it again"

by Tomahawkz August 23, 2021

The Dirty Schaefer

The act of shaving your pubes into a girls mouth as you cum, leaving a delicous and hard to get rid of treat in your partners mouth.

Dentist- "You seem to have some pubic hairs stuck in your teeth"
Sara-"Sorry, my boyfriend gave me The Dirty Schaefer last night"

by The Scheafsta January 20, 2011