scootering

taking vicodin, klonopins, and a drink called a "squirrell", and feeling the general peaceful relaxation that results; if with any Razor scooters, actually scootering may occur

When looking for a weekend of not only relaxation, peace, but also some physical activity, it may be wise to go scootering with your friends, but be sure to bring all the supplies along.

by Shannabeth February 24, 2011

Sweatering

the act of wearing a sweater

Those girls posted pictures of themselves on Facebook sweatering.

by wifeofnialler December 24, 2012

scattering my petunias

When someone is scattering you petunias, they leave you unsure if you want to cuddle with them and sing cheesy love songs or fuck them until they can't remember which way is up.

Damn, Isley looks so fine in that sweater she's scattering my petunias.

by yillenahoolahey September 22, 2014

Shettering

Shettering (Verb): When someone is angry or annoyed and filled with rage due to incompetence or mistakes being made or just fed up with policies which do not make practical sense and they direct their anger at someone by making them feel small and unintelligent through various tactics.

I screwed up at work and my boss was Shettering all over me!

by TXGFS June 4, 2020

scootering

The act of riding or doing tricks on a scooter. Especially a razor scooter.

Hey Jonas Brothers, get your razors out of the garage and let's go scootering!

by FFJBMSS July 3, 2008

Scantering

Walking without a definite purpose.

Where are you going, Maranda? Stop scantering about!

by Harry J. London June 20, 2009

Sweltering Throbber

A very large venous, almost impossible to talk down erection Called Sweltering Throbber because it is hot to the touch and pulsing with pure masculinity, can only be cured by plowing Lady GaGa

"Oh man I have a such a sweltering throbber right now"
"well then talk it down"
"I can't the only way it will go down is if i plow Lady Gaga"

by Steele00001 October 21, 2009