Sleather

The atmospheric condition in which sluts still go out to bars despite bad weather conditions with no regard to their own comfortability.

"Tom, did you see that lightning? I think some sleather is rolling in."

"Dude, the sleather is amazing tonight, we're going out no matter what."

by RyMan24 November 4, 2011

Sweather

The proper way to spell "sweater."

Cool red sweatHer, vro.
Thanks, b. I dig yo sweatHer too, b :cryingfaceemoji: :100: :eggplant:

by Ornlu September 8, 2017

Crab Scratchers

A slang term for one's hands

Get your filthy crab scratchers out of my asshole you sick fuck.

by KKK612 March 12, 2008

sweaters

film on your teeth generally after a good nights sleep or from extended period of time without brushing

i really need to brush my teeth, i can feel the sweaters

by roonz January 28, 2005

Sweaters

Players in their chosen video game who try too hard and sweat it out all day and night causing obsessive behaviour leading to fatness, loneliness, unemployment and benefit claims so they can stay home and play games all day. Sweaters can usually be be spotted by their particularly high multiplayer rank and by solving a simple equation, it is possible to conclude how much of a sweater they are:

(Multiplayer Rank/Number of Days Since Launch) x Average XP per round of game

Another way to spot potential sweaters is nonsensical, ostentatious online handles. Scientists believe that due to a lack of sunshine, good nutrients and normal, social interaction, sweaters spoken and written language skills diminish greatly, sometimes irreversibly.

Sweaters can be found in the usual sweater breeding grounds on games such as Gears of War (2), Call of Duty, FIFA etc. It is also apparent that when sweaters meet online, they will form a group known as a 'pool'. A pool can be devastatingly irritating to play against, but remembering that you are not fat, unemployed and a virgin usually counters this irritation.

Fred: Wow, four level 100s on the opposition team this round
Harry: Yeah, looks like another pool of sweaters

Gary: Jesus, a nuke in under 3 minutes, that guy must be proper sweating it.
Jules: Yeah it's his 4th nuke in 6 games, he must be heading down to Boots for some more antiperspirant when his benefit money comes through

by whitestrat October 23, 2011

seather

An abbreviated way to say "seattle weather".

"Look at all this cold wind and rain every day...this seather sucks."

"It's sunny in LA right now!"
"So jealous. It's typical seather up here."

by caffygiraffy January 20, 2011

Slathers

Exactly 10 bakers doezens of people. Like if you put butter on bread but the butter was people.

There were slathers of people at the school. That’s not a lot, but it kinda is.

by Autti May 24, 2018