scattering my petunias

When someone is scattering you petunias, they leave you unsure if you want to cuddle with them and sing cheesy love songs or fuck them until they can't remember which way is up.

Damn, Isley looks so fine in that sweater she's scattering my petunias.

by yillenahoolahey September 22, 2014

scanceling

To cancel something that you have on schedule.

Sue, hey are you going to the party next week ? No ! I'm SCANCELING that event."

by Mr C Nickels December 7, 2021

Scantering

Walking without a definite purpose.

Where are you going, Maranda? Stop scantering about!

by Harry J. London June 20, 2009

Jew Scannelling

The act of having intercourse with your best friend's girlfriend or spouse.

As Mike walked into the room, he saw his best friend Jimmy Jew Scannelling his girl Alice.

by Doing it. July 2, 2008

Spannering

Any form of mechanical work on a vehicle, be it a bicycle, motorcycle, car or even a lawnmower.

"What did you do at the weekend?"

"I spent all weekend in the garage spannering, got the car running again by Sunday"

by Arfski July 9, 2012

scattering

When you shit all over the toilet seat

roberts home

by jamie October 13, 2003

Scanning

The act of using some type of plastic card (Visa, credit, school, debit, gift, etc) to snort cocaine.

Me and My friend thought of the word when we found out that my friend used his School ID card to do it, just scooping it in a line on the card, and "scanning" it across your nose.

"Man bitch, I was scanning last night, and that shit was rawww."

"That guy scanned last night. Afterwards he became a crazy nikkuh."

by Benjamin Phillips February 29, 2008