Scaffolder

Professionals in the ancient art of erecting, modifying and removing scaffolding. Often referred to as erection specialists and are known for their strong work ethic. Their role on the job site is extremely critical to the project, as almost everyone uses the temporary structures they build. They do dangerous work so other trades don’t have to. Not only is their job hazardous, but it is also loud, sweaty and dirty, which also describes what they’re known for being like in the bedroom.

When they’re not being super badass construction workers or making babies, their hobbies include; getting tattoos, breaking the law, shooting guns, befriending strippers, buying drinks for everyone, hitting on your spouse, indulging in virtually every vice known to man, and occasionally failing breathalyzer tests.

“Ever since Diesel got a job as a scaffolder he became the most badass dude on the planet.”

- Diesel’s friend

“That scaffolder is the hardest working son of a bitch I’ve ever met.”
- Every other tradesperson

“I want to be a scaffolder but I just straight up don’t have the balls to do it.”
- Some guy watching people build scaffolding

“Every time I see that guy he’s drunk and high.”
“Yeah, he’s a scaffolder.”
“Oh, okay. That explains it.”
- Two observant bar patrons

“I fucking hate those guys. My wife left me for a scaffolder.”
- An Electrician

“Are you afraid of heights?”
- Foreman
“Nah, bro. Heights are afraid of me.”
- Journeyman Scaffolder

by Hand Grenade August 29, 2019

dirty saffy

Dirty in bed with girls unlike Lewis who is gay

Girls dont like it with lewis because he's gay and they love it with dirty saffy because he's good

by The best420 May 23, 2017

Pulling a Staffy

Just like all college jocks, Mathew Stafford loved the chicks but he had one thing that he was KNOWN for…and that was banging out very drunk girls. He did it so much, such action from this point on, is now called pulling a “Staffy” It is when you get the girl you are with so drunk that even if you have to drag her ass back to your room, you know she will put out.

Person one: Every time I see your friend at a party he is getting a different girl as drunk as he can. And then I always see him leaving the party with her.

Person two: Yes, he is a master at that.

Person one: Master at what?

Person two: Pulling a Staffy

by HotPocket3 August 6, 2009

Schaffy Taffy

A nickname for the worlds best teacher, Mr. Schaffnit.

Joe: Hey, what class do you have next?
Bob: I have english.
Joe: ooh, with schaffy taffy? hes the best!
Bob: IKR!

by luvduv99 November 23, 2011

Scarfyyii

A very cool person and a good friend

And will spam deez nutz jokes

Wow scarfyyii is such a funny person

by Hessolivagant December 23, 2021

The Alaskan Scaffold

This requires two guys and two girls (preferably hot!) engage in sexual acts by which the two guys pick up one girl and place her legs on one guys shoulders and her arms on the other guys shoulder she then gets eaten by one guy while she makeouts with the other guy. The second girl then goes under the other girl and and gets doggie styled from behind while eatin the the other guy. (All-American Style)

Hey man lets eiffel tower! But wait theres two girls lets show em how americans do it the alaskan scaffold style!

by Reaper N. Jester January 21, 2011

Saffy

Saffy is usually a pretty but savage girl who hangs around with boys they usually likes to grab attention

This saffy is savage

by Savagegirl101 March 15, 2017