scattering my petunias

When someone is scattering you petunias, they leave you unsure if you want to cuddle with them and sing cheesy love songs or fuck them until they can't remember which way is up.

Damn, Isley looks so fine in that sweater she's scattering my petunias.

by yillenahoolahey September 22, 2014

Swintering

To gain weight to survive the winter. A lot of american do this to look hotter for next summer. All the oil from their fatty skin is often lit on a candle, during Swintereen on the 31st of October.

Hey everybody, ready for swinterin'?

Sorry Bud, can't move I'm swintering?

by MonkeyGod October 27, 2014

shankering

verb- Just throwing an article together without thought or any clue what is actually being written.

"There they go shankering another article and trying to pass it off as journalism."

by CalmTiger December 17, 2014

shattering point

When something is on the verge of breaking

Hamish is at his shattering point, I hope he makes it through ok.

by Xtria Broda December 20, 2015

Scantering

Walking without a definite purpose.

Where are you going, Maranda? Stop scantering about!

by Harry J. London June 20, 2009

skattering the plot

refers to confusing the story and almost putting words into someone's mouth..

I didn't say you were ugly, i said someone must have thrown a brick in your pram when you were a baby. Stop skattering the plot!

by Katpaham February 13, 2009

smartering

the arrogant behaviour of a person who claims that he has an excellent understanding of a subject but in fact ends up having to confess that he has just a smattering of the subject.

It turned out at long last the he had just a smartering of astrology.

by uttam maharjan November 23, 2010