Mayonaise Twinns

About to be the best band you've never heard of.

Hey bro, it's about to be a Mayonaise Twinns explosion up in here.
The Mayonaise Twinnsare about to schmear the Paradise tonight.

Mayonaise Twinns by jfitzzz November 13, 2013

magic mayonaise 

the semen-like substaince that comes out of a unicorns horn after jerking it off.

Did you like the sandwich? I made it with some magic mayonaise.

magic mayonaise by mr. hot sausage June 23, 2011

whore mayonaise 

what my boyfriend calls his tasty cum

He shot loads of whore mayonaise down my waiting throat

whore mayonaise by beck March 21, 2004

mayonaise 

What is inside in the head of a complete moron.

Amoeba's brain is better than mayonaise in your head!

mayonaise by jaelee11 January 11, 2009

mayonaise dumptruck

Applying a thick and volumous load of mayonaise like consistancy cum on or around the chin of a sexual partner, whether male or female.

3 of the 10 men involved in the street bukkake were unable to leave a mayonaise dumptruck on the eager cum dumpster

mayonaise dumptruck by throbmelongtime July 20, 2009

Mayonaise bracelet 

The cum on a girls hand after performing a handjob. similar to a (pearl necklace) after performing felatio

Wow that girl earned that mayonaise bracelet, now she can wear it with pride!

Mayonaise bracelet by Hyruki December 2, 2009

Mayonaise 

A very effective instrument.

Patrick: Is Mayonaise an instrument?

Squidward: No Patrick, Mayonaise is not an instrument.

Mayonaise by Tickle Pickle Fish December 13, 2018