(v) The act of shitting in a bath towel and stuffing it in the linen closet. Performed at a party to which you were not invited but are too drunk to leave.
(n) A towel that has been shat in and stuffed into the linen closet.
(n) A towel that has been shat in and stuffed into the linen closet.
Sole: Did you about Tau on Friday night?
Junior: What happened?
Sole: He crashed some Palagis party and left them a Samoan Bath Towel.
Junior: What happened?
Sole: He crashed some Palagis party and left them a Samoan Bath Towel.
by fmitga July 19, 2011
Get the Samoan Bath Towel mug.While a woman is receiving cunnilingus she flatulates and simultaneously either pulls the bed sheets over his head (a dutch oven) or holds his head in place between her legs.
He was going down on her when in horror he realized what he had just heard was not a queef and that she was holding his head down so he could not escape the fumes traveling past her taint into his open mouth. He had tasted smoked salmon.
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How the hell do you expect us to samoan splash into that pit, we will die of about 15 bone fractures.
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also fucked a man who blew up a country then died then came back (yeah hes jesus or something) and has a furry son names fundy
also fucked a man who blew up a country then died then came back (yeah hes jesus or something) and has a furry son names fundy
by scientificRoadkill July 21, 2021
Get the sally the salmon mug.A 15-pack of Vancouver island's own Lucky Lager beer. Thus named for the conspicuous fisherman wielding a large salmon on the side of the 15-pack box. Phrase first originated in Duncan BC.
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Get the salmon pack mug.When the lonely fisherman lays himself supine in the river amongst the migrating fishes and allows the grizzlies to paddle his canoe.
Whilst searching for the False Celery in the mountains, the pupil found Nirvana performing the Burgeoning Salmon for a group of Belgian tourists.
by boatbutter August 10, 2006
Get the Burgeoning Salmon mug.The act of moving in the opposite direction of everyone else using the aisle. While they can be spotted in any type of aisle, they are frequently seen on airlines during loading and deplaning.
Did you see the 'aisle salmon' trying to work his way back five rows to get a roller bag our of the overhead while everyone was trying to get off the plane?
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