Salomone

Salomone is a noble character in the game World of Warcraft. Salomone is well known for being a great player, that often goes out of his way to help others.

"Man, that Salomone is a great guy."

by Wowmyself May 14, 2009

Salami Smack

To take your schwanson and smack it across the face of a hot girl. Can be performed on any girl, who is a 6 or higher. Don't waste good deli meat on ugly girls.

Gina was lookin fine today! I'd totally salami smack her!

by Company Man aka Hero January 28, 2012

salami twist

Is when two fat guys spit roast an Italian woman.

John and Chris totally gave Carmella a salami twist

by dirtyirishman February 14, 2015

salami pouch

vagina, pussy, cunt, slit, ax wound, stink hole, stink pocket.

I put my cock in her salami pouch.

by Smee487 July 18, 2010

Salami vice

Having the grip of a silverback gorilla as a result of chronic masterbation.

*leans in for handshake*
Person #1: Ouch! Dude you have a serious case of salami vice.
Person #2: Sorry man, I have a problem.

by That1guy626 August 28, 2016

Lebanese Salami

An extremely large and long penis of Lebanese origin (known for their large penis size}, that if unleashed, can inflict some serious damage on objects and innocent bystanders. A term for the male genitalia that describes a penis with substantial length, girth and attitude. If it penetrates a vegina, it will leave it damaged and possibly impaired.

Holy crap! Check out Dave’s Lebanese Salami! He might as well be a porn star!

by BadDogi May 3, 2016

Shalomies

Jewish friends

Give me round of Shmaltz for me and my shalomies.

by MaSsTeRr June 1, 2009