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basically means something or someone is grimy could also apply to your performance
"Did you get a chance to talk to that girl over there?"
"Yeah, turns out she was really salami."
"Damn."

"Dude, I was so salami on the court today."
"Yeah bro, you missed seven shots in a row."
Salami by BRPR April 17, 2024

Salami Monger 

Someone who is not circumcised and therefore mongers salami. That sometimes contains cheese. Know as tip cheese
“Yo is he circumcised
“Nah he’s a salami monger
Salami Monger by Guy what August 21, 2020

salami sunset 

Men, that on a regular basis, try to suck their own cock. Pushing just that little bit further each time until one day, one day he will make it-the salami sunset.
Adam finally made the salami sunset and we didnt see him for days.
What you got there? A salami sunset?
Why are you so happy? make your salami sunset?
salami sunset by Chalise April 22, 2009

Salami Stroking

The act of giving pleasure to ones self by yanking on the penis :)
Salami Stroking is Steffen Timmer's favorite hobby.

salami lid 

"the salami lid ain't gon fit (gon fit)"
salami lid by kyoz' August 23, 2020

Salami Smack 

To take your schwanson and smack it across the face of a hot girl. Can be performed on any girl, who is a 6 or higher. Don't waste good deli meat on ugly girls.
Gina was lookin fine today! I'd totally salami smack her!