Tendou satori

a red-haired boy playing volleyball. He goes to the Shiratorizawa academy. He is in the third season of Haikyuu. He is number 5 on the field and also a middle blocker.

He‘s also very gay for his Teamcaptain named wakatoshi ushijima

„Have you heard of the guess monster who plays in shiratorizawa?“
“Of course, he‘s name is Tendou Satori

by Insomniaweeb April 17, 2020

Jacob Sartorious

A type of trash that attracts ten year old girls all over the Internet. Jacob wears an acorn or some shit in his pants to look like he has a dick. He is widely known as the 'Fuckboy master'. Other names for him include the following;

Jacob Sclitorous,
Jacob Saggytits,
And Jacob Stegosaurus.

Person 1: "Oh my god dude! 'Hoodie' by a piece of trash is my fav song!"
Person 2: "Wow! A piece of trash produced by a piece of trash!"
Person 3: "Guys don't you mean jacob sartorious??"

by troyelove May 17, 2016

Sartorians

A massive army of people who follow in the footsteps of Jacob Sartorius. They tackle the haters and they stick together through thick and thin, they have each other’s back. Jacob Sartorius has their full attention.

Omg sartorians are sooooooo in love with js!!

by Sassy.js July 29, 2018

Jacob Sartorius/Saggytits

The queen of all f*** boys. He's one of those guys that little girls love for no reason. You'd think he'd be at least cute but he's uglier then the devil's Butt

"Your Thot cousin is such a Jacob Sartorius/Saggytits"

by Someone Yue June 7, 2016

Satorist

One whose spiritual traditions are based upon the Sator Square.

The Satorists discern multitudinous ancient cosmologies within their most holy symbol.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

Satori

A Transendental Bliss caused from meditation, lucid dreaming, entheogen expirimentation or alternative visual stimulation

38% Tibet 42% Pyschoactives 20% Dante

I had the overwhelming sensation of achieving Satori throughout my trip last night.

It might take you awhile to achieve full Satori, in your everyday life.

by FungusUpon A Time... December 17, 2004

Jacob Sartorious

A pasty white 13 year old boy who gets 8 year old girls' pussies wet

9 year old girl: Jacob Sartorious is so hot I wanna lick his barely there abs

by bitch-where June 12, 2016