saggy bastard

A male who has the typical attitude of a bastard, with the exception that the individual has a pair of low hanging balls.

I was just getting to meet Michael the other day. Man all I can say after that encounter is that he is one saggy bastard. We went for a swim down to the river and he pushed me into the water whilst I still had my clothes on, and I could clearly see his ball sack wanting to rip out the bottom of his swimmers.

by nathooo May 1, 2018

Saggy dick syndrome

When u got a saggy ass penis

Me: Aye u see my boy Trevor over there?
You: Ya?
Me: That motherfucker got saggy dick syndrome from fucking a saggy puss.

by sexhaver_69_420 November 29, 2021

Saggyboi

A peep who works at Starbucks go follow him on insta saggyboiii

Hey dude may I have a saggyboi sure here don’t sag to much saggy boy a thing or a peep that is saggier then usual

by Bigboi099 April 16, 2023

Gaycob Saggytit

A person who is not talented at something they think they are. A pretentious person who gets motivated by people who believe and support him/her because they think he/she's fairly good at it, and continues to do their so called "talent".

Person 1: Ew, is he a Gaycob Saggytit?
Person 2: Oh my god, it's making me cringe real hard.

by squirmingworm August 13, 2016

my saggy balls

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I found some bullets at a gas station and I did some research turns out that they are from an automatic assault rifle smdh (they were drill bits) found that on My Saggy Balls

by Nippletinsfinesthero January 10, 2018

Saggy Tits

The condition where a woman's or man's breasts hang down below the initial point of saggyness.

Ian, you have the looks of a 50 year old woman, you saggy tittied bastard...

by Michel S August 11, 2004

saggy boobs

strangely enough, blind people seem to enjoy these (see the movie Proof with that dude from the matrix and russel "gladiator" crowe).

also a common ice breaker. or floor cleaner. take your pick

1) ahhhhhhhhhhh saggy boobs!! (reaction to watching proof)

2) hey pretty lady ;) i like your saggy boobs

3) hey pretty lady ;) you have really dirty boobs....

by saggy_b00bs August 6, 2011